David Tracy's FC-170 rimwe zuva ichazadzwa nemabhatiri uye mota dzemagetsi, asi vane tariro vanoti chimiro chayo pari zvino ihafu-yakazara girazi-rodent tsvina, weti uye dendere reshiri. Mazhinji emagonhi eJeep akadonha uye mahwindo akatsemuka. Chaizvoizvo uye nekuona, iyo Jeep inenge marara. Kana chero chinhu, hachizowedzera kupenya kumugwagwa munguva pfupi iri kutevera. Sezvo iri panzvimbo yangu yekumberi, inogona kukwidziridza kugona kweyadhi yayo seyadhi art.
Muvakidzani wangu aitove negodo pamusoro pekugona kwangu kukwenya murwi wemashanga uyu, ndokuuisa munzvimbo yakatanhamara pamireza yemarara angu nemota dzakadzikama nehushingi hwangu.
Chinhu chiri pachena chakaora uye chakapfuura hupenyu hwacho hunobatsira chichiri kuchiva here? Pandakadada netsvina yaDavid uye ngura yekutenga kwake, nekuda kwekumanikidzwa kweguta rake, paakanga ari munzira yekumisa mota, ndainzwa nechomumoyo uye ndikaita kuti anzwe zviri mukati. Mushure mezvose, ndakamuzivisa kuti jipi iyi yakanga iri kutengeswa, uye kubva muna Chikunguru, ndanga ndichichengeta mota munzvimbo yeSeattle.
Inogara pamberi pemba yangu. Semunhu ane ruzivo rwokuzviwanira, ndinofanira kubvuma kuti ndinoda chaizvo kuziva nezvazvo. Ndakakwanisa kushungurudza David ndokundirega ndichiita zvinhu zvisina kunaka, uye chandinogona kukuudza ndicho chandinonyanya kutora: kirabhu yenhabvu iyi ine rombo rakanaka kuva motokari inoshungurudza yandati ndambodzidza.
Zvatakaona mukusuma DTos yaive yepamusoro scurvy, asi vimba neni, zvichatonyanya kana iwe ukapinda mazviri. Rori yese yakanhuwa. Musuwo wakavharwa, kunhuwa kweweti netsvina kunogona kuonekwa kubva pamamita matanhatu-handisi kutamba. Pandinovhura musuo, ndinoshandisa mudziyo wokufema. DT inoronga kupedza nguva yakawanda ichishanda pajipi iyi mukombi… inonzwika inonakidza uye ine hutano. Inoda kugadziriswa, kwete kudzorerwa. Tinogona kuidana kuti "patina" kuita kuti anzwe fashoni, akadzikama uye anokwanisa kutevedzera maitiro.
Mutengesi akashandisa “patina” kureva pasi pegonhi rakaita ngura ether. “Gonhi ravo rakaita sebronze!” Mutengesi akandiudza kuti aifemereka kaviri paaisunga mwenje.
Mutengesi akativimbisawo kuti mbiru yekutungamirira yaisazowira pasi. Inogona kunge iri yechokwadi, asi David Tracy anogona kunge ari nekuda kwemakomba makuru engura padyo nebhureki pedal. Asi handisi kunetseka. Isu tinovimbisa cheni inoputa + Chotes kuti iyo carburetor gadziriso ichaita kuti Jeep ive yakanaka semota nyowani!
Kuda kwaDavid Tracy kune jeep kunoratidzwa mukudisa kwake kuita chirongwa ichi. Kunyangwe shamwari yedu yakanga isina zvinangwa zvinogoneka, yakagadzirisa tarisiro yake kuna Jalop. (Jaloptimism?) Handina kuedza nepandinogona napo kuchengeta zvinangwa zvake zvakaderera, kugadza nharidzano dziri nyore, uye kuunza pfungwa yakapfava yokubudirira. Chinangwa chakakwirira chichave chisingaenderane nechokwadi, uye chichapedzisira chawira mumatambudziko nekuda kwekukundikana. David Tracy, iwe uchadzidza rini kuseta chikumbaridzo chakaderera kuti iwe ugone kuyambuka zviri nyore?
Ndakamurayira kuti arege kutenga FC Scurvy (nokuti ndinoitumidza kuti muchina wakaora mwoyo), uye David pakutanga akatevera mazano angu. Murume wembatya dzakasakara waakatenga ikoko akanga asina kugutsikana nokukundikana kwokutengesa uku, asi chishuvo chaDhavhidhi chokuva muridzi wenyika yepug chakaita kuti titarise shure ndokutenga muchina wacho mazuva mashomanene gare gare. Zvose zvakaonekwa zvakare paCamano Island, Washington.
Rutivi rwevatyairi haruna kushata sedivi remutyairi. Kunyangwe hinge yemusuwo yaenda. Ngura paino tenderera tetanus sosi yakakomba zvekuti pini yehinge yakakoshwa kuita zvidimbu zvitatu, zvichiita kuti gonhi riyerere kudivi remufambi (zvishoma).
Pakona yekasi yekumashure kudivi revatakuri, pane chikamu chakasara chegasket, pamwe nemusoro webroom nemarara.
Forward control ndiyo yayo yega biosphere yebhakitiriya nefungi. Hazvina mhosva kuti rudzi rwemuti unokura padivi pemubhedha, chero bedzi pane mukaha pakati perutivi rwemubhedha uye pasi pemubhedha.
Ngura yese pamubhedha iri pamusoro petangi remafuta. Hafu yepamberi yemubhedha inogona kunge iri simbi yakachenesesa. Kuve nechokwadi, DT inogona kutsiva mubhedha pasi nemabhatiri. Ndakaita chikanganiso chekudzikisa gedhi rekumashure. Nekuda kwekuti hinji yekudivi remutyairi yakanga isipo, yakawira pasi. Parizvino, iyo tailgate iri pamusoro peiyo 5 × 5 ″ patterned 2wd Chevy spare tire, iyo isingakwane iyo 5 × 5.5 ″ pateni yeFC Scurvy.
Pese pajipi ine ngura. zvakakomba. Ini ndinoiisa serori yezvimedu, ndinotora zvandinoda, uye ndinoburutsa zvimwe kuhope dzakaita saDavid Tracy, ane hope dzakakura kupfuura dzangu. Neiyi nzira, ini handifanire kunzwa ndine mhosva nekutengesa ekare classics.
Isu tese tinoziva kuti purojekiti yakanaka kazhinji ine hwaro hwakasimba, uye tswanda yakatsemurwa inotengeswa paCraigslist inowanzova "yakaipa chirongwa." FC Scurvy (FC Scurvy) zviri pachena kuti ndeyekupedzisira chikamu, kunyangwe yakatakurwa nemapotions, yakave "yakasimbiswa" uye ikava mumhanyi.
Pamusana pemarara mukati me carburetor, injini inobviswa zvishoma nezvishoma uye inotsiviwa nemagetsi emagetsi, izvo zvechokwadi chinhu chakanaka. Marara (weti/tsvina/zvinoodza) inogona kunge yakavhenekwa muhuwandu hwekudya kuburikidza nebooster uye throttle butterfly valve.
Ndakanongedza izvi kuDT, asi angave aive Huckleberry kana kundiudza kuti nekuti iyo Super Hurricane injini ine musoro-yakatsetseka, marara anofanira kukwira nekukwira nechiteshi chekudya kuti asvike mavharuvhu nemasilinda. Ndakabudirira kuzunza mota yemagetsi neruoko, saka chero marara akaiisa mucylinder haana kurovera mhete kumadziro, uye kazhinji yakangotsvedza nekudzika pamusoro pepiston, kunze kwekunge paine mafuta. Nhanganyaya.
Murwi wekuputira uyu hauna kuitika netsaona. Iyi ndiyo chaiyo Washington rodent project. Hantavirus (Ndinoda kujekesa, izvi zvakakosha zvikuru, hapana chinhu chisingatarisirwi), denda, denda uye leptospirosis zvinowanikwa mahara kuburikidza nechimiro ichi chinoshamisa.
Chigaro chinoda kuvhurwa, uye munhu asina zita rekuti Tom anofanira kushandisa hose uye vacuum yemuchitoro kuti azvigadzirire wekare. Ndinovimba uri kuverenga David Tracy…pamwe magasi egasi nemachirati ndiwo maturusi akakodzera.
Mufananidzo uri pamusoro hauratidze chimiro chakapidiguka cheKoenigsegg's two-sided synchronous spiral door mechanism. Gonhi rine hinge yekumusoro uye yepasi, asi iyo hinge yepini ine ngura uye yakakamurwa kuita zvikamu zvitatu pane imwe nguva. Ini ndinoronga kutsvaga kana kugadzira pini yakakodzera, asi mapini matatu ehinge akaiswa panzvimbo. Haina kukwana PB Blaster inogona kuderedza mutoro wavo. Zano rangu: vhara musuwo, uye ipapo iwe unogona kubata nedambudziko rekupinda kwevatyairi nepahwindo reDuchess yeHazzard.
David akandikumbira kuti ndione kana magetsi eFC ari kushanda zvakanaka. Motokari inogona kunge iine matanhatu-volt system, asi hapana bhatiri kana coil yekudzima kuseri kwechigaro chevatyairi inopa chero zviratidzo. Chiedza chinovhenekerwa, uye nekuchibatanidza nebhatiri 12v, ndinogona kuita iyo yekutanga solenoid kudzvanya, saka izvi zvinonakidza kwazvo, kunyanya nekuti ndinobheja kuti David anoda 12 kana 6 mushure mekutendeuka Volt bhatiri kumhanya mwenje uye zvishandiso.
Pasinei nekunzi a workaholic, bhatiri rakafa. Iyo yekare matanhatu-volt tirakita bhatiri ine matatu mabhatiri. Aya mabhatiri mana akaenzana nemavolts masere?
Mhepo yakatsemuka. Chinhu chinonyanya kufadza ndechekuti mhedzisiro iyi inoita kunge inoitika mukati. Handina chokwadi chekuti ndinoda kufunga kwenguva yakareba.
Tichifunga nezvekukomba kwakaoma, windshield ichava chinhu chinorwadza. Zvisinei, pasinei nemutengo, unogona kushandisa windshield rubber weatherproof chisimbiso.
Magonhi nemafafitera evafambi zvakaputsika. Zvirinani ichi chinhu chakapfava, kana usingachiwane, unogona kuchigadzira.
Hwindi rekudivi remutyairi rakaputswawo, ndine chokwadi chekuti muchashamisika nazvo. Asi zvakadonha!
Ndinoshandisa simba reKubota tarakita kufambisa jeep, kunyange ini ndichifunga kuti kufunga ukuru hwegomba pasi padivi remutyairi, dombo uye simba resimbi richava imwe sarudzo. Rimwe zuva, iyi jipi ingave ichityairwa nemagetsi, asi panguva ino, nzira bedzi yaDavid yokuityaira nemagetsi izere netariro nezviroto. Vimba neni.
Ko FC ingave yaDavid Tracy's Waterloo? Makonzo aita chibayiro chekupedzisira sefodhi yekanoni. Nguva dzakatarwa, tarisiro, kuparara kwehupenyu pachitsuwa, uye mweya wake wekuzviita akarurama wekuita zvinhu zvakamupinza mukukundikana...
Achamedzwa netetanus nenamo ine ngura paFC gate? Ko tsvina yemakonzo emuchadenga ichapa gamba redu kutya kwakashata here? Achaedza kutyaira bhaketi rine ngura re94-horsepower pa“muganhu wekondinendi”? Mwari, handitarisiri.
Kugadziriswa kuchaitwa mumavhiki mashoma kubva zvino kuti unzwisise magumo ekupedzisira echishamiso chemukomana waJalopnik. Iyo yakafanana Jalop nguva, yakafanana Jalop chiteshi.
Iyo hobby yemuchina ibasa rekuvaraidza, rombo rakanaka vamwe vese, kwete kutengesa. Ford rori uye Fox-Body vanofarira vane zero brand kuvimbika.
3. Shandisa matatu e-high-pressure cleaners akaiswa ku2000psi, wana shamwari nhatu, uye pakarepo putika jecha kubva kumakona matatu akasiyana.
Nguva yekutumira: Kurume-04-2021
